Clothes are terrible gifts. Electronics are borderline cliché. Everything else is varying degrees of boring.

Don’t be a terrible, cliché, boring gift-giver.

Be a CHEESY gift giver and earn the love and adulation of everyone you know!

• Cheese of the Month Club! The real gift that keeps on givin’ the whoooooooooole year.

• Cheese Classes! WAY tastier than a book but just as stimulating for the mind!

• Cheese Books! Ok…but it’s a book ABOUT CHEESE so it’s better than most other books.

• Gift Cards! We got cheese and meat and cheese and jam and cheese and cheese tools and cheese and…just give someone a gift card to the Cave, they’ll love you forever!