Cheesy Gift Ideas!

Cheesy Gift Ideas!

Brooklyn Slate

Clothes are terrible gifts. Electronics are borderline cliché. Everything else is varying degrees of boring.

Don’t be a terrible, cliché, boring gift-giver.

Be a CHEESY gift giver and earn the love and adulation of everyone you know!


  • Cheese Classes! WAY tastier than a book but just as stimulating for the mind!


  • Cheese Books! Ok…but it’s a book ABOUT CHEESE so it’s better than most other books.


  • Gift Cards! We got cheese and meat and cheese and jam and cheese and cheese tools and cheese and…just give someone a gift card to the Cave, they’ll love you forever!